Millions (1991)
3/10
"I don't like working for peanuts."
16 September 2012
Warning: Spoilers
I'm glad to see I'm not the only one to think this was a trash flick. There are at least three others offering reviews here as I write this. The only thing that could have made a film about rich adults acting like spoiled brats any worse would be for the dialog to be unintelligible. Guess what - mission accomplished.

There was a time I actually thought Lauren Hutton was attractive, back in the day as a Ford fashion model. That didn't last very long. Additionally, I was distracted somewhat by Billy Zane's resemblance to what could have been a young Marlon Brando. The only time I actually found myself paying attention here was early in the film when Carol Alt ran out to the car with Maurizzio (Zane); in the house she was wearing her sweater and as she ran out into the driveway it was wrapped around her waist. Nobody's that fast.

Don't be distracted by the DVD cover for this Italian flick. Yeah, it's got it's share of naked bodies, but you'll have to wade through almost two hours of meaningless story line to catch it all. Just use the fast forward button.
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