Review of F

F (2010)
1/10
Avoid at all costs
16 January 2011
Warning: Spoilers
Where do I start on how bad this film is? There is no gore or violence so the DVD cover and marketing are very misleading. As is the 18 certificate which is hugely unwarranted. A group of teachers and teenagers get stuck in a school late at night and are stalked by a group of' hoodie' teenagers because one of them was given an 'F' in class. That is literally the whole story and telling you that much information saves you having to sit through 76 mins and still be none the wiser. You never see the teenagers faces, they don't speak and you never actually know why they are there or what the point is to any of this nonsense. However they have the ability to leap around onto lockers and tables like trained gymnasts and kill (although you never see the killing, presumably the budget wouldn't stretch that far!) like trained special forces.

The acting is barely average but the appalling script, low budget, awful direction and amateurish camera-work make this feel like a student film. And not a very good one at that. In fact they'd probably get an 'F'!!!!! This is genuinely one of the worst films I've ever seen and I wouldn't say that lightly. Everyone involved in this film should seriously consider changing career, with the possible exception of Roxanne Mckee (from Hollyoaks) who is a pretty rubbish actor but looks good in a pair of gym shorts!
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