I was at home innocently watching TV and saw this come on and thought I'd give it a try. Well like going to the zoo and having the monkey's throw their excrement on you, it was too late. It was like a horrible car crash with bodies covered on the ground that you just gotta watch to see how much more horrid this could possibly get. Did they get people on the side of the road with "will work/act for food?" What exactly was the point? Genre says horror/comedy. Hmm, I was neither scared and I laughed at the wrong times. I'm guessing the budget could have fed a family of four for a week and the creative genius behind the script of this blob of monkey spunk is now washing cars or working secretly as a gardener so the few people who were forced to watch don't try to off him to prevent any more creative outbursts. I don't know what the people at the network were thinking, but they probably just had hundreds of titles up on a wall and threw a dart which hit Pumpkin Karver. And like a lanced boil this movie oozes pus and rancidity at every contrived turn. So in conclusion, if you decide that you want to end your life you are probably going to hell (and if you've read this far you most certainly are). Just watch this movie over and over, and you my friend will know what hell will be like.
Review of The Pumpkin Karver
