The Model Solution (2002 Video)
4/10
The Model Solution
30 August 2009
Warning: Spoilers
The Model Solution is one of those R-rated sex flicks where potentially heated love-making sessions are neutered in the editing room. What jerks my chain is that many of said films feature such beautiful women whose sex scenes would be welcome compared to what you see nowadays(..ugly women with lots of tattoos).

Sebastien Guy has the male lead always getting laid, as Jack, whose advertising agency has fallen on hard times, using his palatial pad as his office and place to shoot his models. Jack is competing with a former flame, Caroline(soft core fixture Regina Russell)to win the account of Rebecca Night(..the delicious Kim Yates)who purposely puts the two against each other so that she can bring down the price. Meanwhile, Jack allows his pal, Steve(Jason Schnuit)to hang about, a victim of a lover who ditched him for a budding career. What Steve doesn't realize, or is just too oblivious, is that Jack's sexy, scholarly secretary, Emma(..the yummy, positively fetching Holly Hollywood)wants him to light her fire. Emma puts up a front that she finds Steve to be a snob, but it's more than obvious her true feelings for him. Jack's major dilemma is that his oil baron father has issued a decision to cut off funding for his business, due to the agency's lack of success.

I think the movie's sole novel attribute is the lovely women which figure prominently in titillating the audience with their seductive charms, but we never see any of them nude fully frontal and their sex scenes with the guys are cut short or blown up, revealing no real action. That kind of defuses the point of watching such a film as this to begin with. I recognize the desire for including a story-line, but a film such as The Model Solution's main draw is the soft core bump-and-grind. Not to fault the director too much, Edward Holzman made some of the most erotic Skinamax flicks of the late 90's/early 2000's, but when your movie is castrated of it's main appeal, all is left is this flimsy plot about rival modeling agencies featuring porn stars not known to appeal to the audience regarding acting ability. The real star of The Model Solution is Holly Hollywood whose nice figure looks swell in tight secretary dress, and she has a nice shower, fantacizing about Steve's back stroke while swimming.
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