Well I've finally seen it...
I'm sure every horror fan out there has at least heard of it, and let me just tell you: "It lives up to it's hype!"
Yes, it is quite possibly the worst "Released" film that I have ever seen, but then again it was "Released"... By "Lions Gate" none the less! For this reason alone, I must give "The Evil Woods" a 3 star rating because as God is my witness, I have no idea how they did it... Cudos to director Aaron Harvey and his posse of incompetent (Would-Be) film makers on a job well executed. This eh...film should be an inspiration to all you kids out there who one day dream of becoming a film director. It is possible, and dreams do come true! Just borrow Dad's camcorder, gather your friends, head down to the local forest preserve and yell "Action!" Make sure one of your Buddies has a foul mouth, and be sure that at least two of the neighborhood girls would be willing to show their breasts and you will have yourself a MOVIE. You can use the high school visual arts department for editing purposes, and that nerdy kid down the street will make copies on DVD if you get him tickets to the "Star Wars" convention. Last but certainly not least... Make sure someone in the family knows someone at "Lions Gate Films"... Before you know it, you will be working on your "Second" feature film, hot on the heels of your first mega-hit...
Sounds funny huh? But these guys did it and I watched it... Rock on Spielberg!!!
I'm sure every horror fan out there has at least heard of it, and let me just tell you: "It lives up to it's hype!"
Yes, it is quite possibly the worst "Released" film that I have ever seen, but then again it was "Released"... By "Lions Gate" none the less! For this reason alone, I must give "The Evil Woods" a 3 star rating because as God is my witness, I have no idea how they did it... Cudos to director Aaron Harvey and his posse of incompetent (Would-Be) film makers on a job well executed. This eh...film should be an inspiration to all you kids out there who one day dream of becoming a film director. It is possible, and dreams do come true! Just borrow Dad's camcorder, gather your friends, head down to the local forest preserve and yell "Action!" Make sure one of your Buddies has a foul mouth, and be sure that at least two of the neighborhood girls would be willing to show their breasts and you will have yourself a MOVIE. You can use the high school visual arts department for editing purposes, and that nerdy kid down the street will make copies on DVD if you get him tickets to the "Star Wars" convention. Last but certainly not least... Make sure someone in the family knows someone at "Lions Gate Films"... Before you know it, you will be working on your "Second" feature film, hot on the heels of your first mega-hit...
Sounds funny huh? But these guys did it and I watched it... Rock on Spielberg!!!