I've just seen this film this evening and it has thoroughly ruined my evening. I'm now in an appalling mood because every good memory of Asterix has been wiped from my memory.
This isn't even a case of a hardened fan feeling his life's love is ruined... It's a genuinely awful film. The acting is bizarre some of the casting was very strange, and I honestly couldn't think of a good reason for Zinedine Zidanne making a cameo at the end, they must have paid him MILLIONS.
Don't even watch it out of a sense of love for Asterix or a sense of curiosity. This isn't "this film is so bad it's funny" it's "this film is so bad I think that I've lost the will to live."
Just.
Don't.
Watch.
This isn't even a case of a hardened fan feeling his life's love is ruined... It's a genuinely awful film. The acting is bizarre some of the casting was very strange, and I honestly couldn't think of a good reason for Zinedine Zidanne making a cameo at the end, they must have paid him MILLIONS.
Don't even watch it out of a sense of love for Asterix or a sense of curiosity. This isn't "this film is so bad it's funny" it's "this film is so bad I think that I've lost the will to live."
Just.
Don't.
Watch.