Unwatchable dribble. I wish I had more to say to meet the 10 line minimum, but it really is just an awful waste of time. I suggest stapling your eyes open before attempting to watch this fine film. You could simulate the experience of watching this movie by randomly splicing together scenes from Miami Vice, and Tequeia sunrise, and still shots of a facial mole. In fact, that annoying mole on Cindy Crawford's lip is the best performance in the movie. Shoot still only 7 lines so far. Well another thing I could say this movie has going for it is it's running time, less than 3 hours. So I'm at 8 lines now. And this ought to just about do it. Summing up, a completely unwatchable waste of celluloid and time. THE END
