room102 Review of Death Sentence

Death Sentence (2007)

Things I've Learned from Watching "Death Sentence (2007)"

[1/10 · 18 December 2007]

* MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD * (duh!)

• If your son is bleeding to death, it's a lot more useful to shout for help when there's nobody around than to call an ambulance.

• If your son is bleeding to death, let him walk by himself instead of carrying him - it would help stopping the bleed.

• When you are angry - stand in the middle of the road and wait for a car to smash you.

• Gang members only get flesh wounds when getting hit by a car on the highway.

• Montages are NOT a cliché.

• Gang members look super-cool in red light.

• When you want to sentence a murderer - it's enough to go to trial with one single evidence at hand (a witness).

• You can kill the guy, who murdered your son, at the same day he was released - the police would never suspect you did it. And if a policewoman would know you did it, she'll just tell you it's "not OK".

• Your friends at work would never ask you why your hand is all wrapped in bandage and is bleeding. But if you want to be sure - put your hand behind your back.

• Working in an office would put you in better shape than any gang member.

• There is no bullet in the world that can hit Kevin Bacon - unless he's running in slow motion or found in red lighting environment, which tends to make him vulnerable.

• Kelly Preston never learned what "overacting" means.

• If you secured the entire house and locked all the windows, it's OK to open the door to whoever rings the bell.

• If you're working in a hospital, it's good to tell a joke to someone whose entire family has just been murdered.

• If you're working in a bank, it's good to tell a joke to someone who draws all his savings.

• If you're working in a bar, you would never believe that anyone else speaks Spanish.

• Always read the instructions before using a weapon. It will also teach you how to shoot.

• Having your son in hospital would give you immunity when murdering bad guys.

• It's important to shave your head before going to kill your family's murderers.

• If you're going to crash into another guy's car, don't put your seat belt - it's for pu**ies.

• Mutilation is super-cool.

• Even Kevin Bacon can't save this movie from James Wan's direction.

1/10 Hilarious movie. Highly recommended!