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Let me begin by saying this: This movie is so awful it's 'Absolutely Fussinating'.
The story? People find a werewolf skeleton (complete with EARS) in the desert; a man cuts himself with it and... gets diarrhea? Becomes a 'whurrwolf'? Whatever! The only thing halfway decent is the DVD cover; you aren't treated to a transformation scene, oh no, just a guy humping his pillows (in daylight) while outside (in night light) there is the full moon (for two weeks STRAIGHT), moaning and writhing like he needs to go to the bathroom - BADLY.
And it's not finished; there is time for the worst werewolf victim ever (yeah, it's so safe to run away from a jeep that could lead you to safety and run into the dark woods - for us, so you won't be able to reproduce) Martin Sheen's cousin, a main character who changes hair color FOUR times in the movie - and he's a guy, spastic cinematography, incompetent choices in music, and an ending pulled out of a rat's ass.
I advise you: watch this with Mike and the Bots, otherwise The Stupid in this movie will kill you! Werewolf (1996): 1/10 (Atrocious).
Let me begin by saying this: This movie is so awful it's 'Absolutely Fussinating'.
The story? People find a werewolf skeleton (complete with EARS) in the desert; a man cuts himself with it and... gets diarrhea? Becomes a 'whurrwolf'? Whatever! The only thing halfway decent is the DVD cover; you aren't treated to a transformation scene, oh no, just a guy humping his pillows (in daylight) while outside (in night light) there is the full moon (for two weeks STRAIGHT), moaning and writhing like he needs to go to the bathroom - BADLY.
And it's not finished; there is time for the worst werewolf victim ever (yeah, it's so safe to run away from a jeep that could lead you to safety and run into the dark woods - for us, so you won't be able to reproduce) Martin Sheen's cousin, a main character who changes hair color FOUR times in the movie - and he's a guy, spastic cinematography, incompetent choices in music, and an ending pulled out of a rat's ass.
I advise you: watch this with Mike and the Bots, otherwise The Stupid in this movie will kill you! Werewolf (1996): 1/10 (Atrocious).