Mortuary (I) (2005)
1/10
Garbage. Pure and simple.
17 April 2006
Warning: Spoilers
After seeing the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I can't believe that Tobe Hooper made this kind of absolute rubbish. I'm a big fan of zombie movies in general, but this was ridiculous. Zombification inducing fungus? A mongoloid with a cleft palate that feeds people to an evil well? Of all ways to kill a zombie, if you could even call whatever these people become zombies; they certainly aren't zombies in any traditional sense, but of all ways to dispose of them, SALT? I could write a better movie in my sleep.

The acting was bad. Let me say that again. The acting was REALLY bad.

The cinematography was horrible.

The dialogue was inane, clichéd, drivel.

The music added absolutely nothing to the movie.

Tobe Hooper has done much, much better work in the past, and hopefully he will do much, much better work sometime in the future. As for this movie, I could have spent it took to watch it trying to decipher the cryptic messages left in my regurgitated alphabet cereal.
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