Loser Love (1999)
7/10
Rollin' Kilo G
15 June 2005
The only good thing ( and I do mean ONLY good thing) about this utter waste of celluloid is the fact that Rachel Robinson, who plays the lead's best friend, Kilo, in the movie is really hot. I know that's pretty sad when the best thing about a movie is nothing more than the attractiveness of the supporting actress, but watch it and agree with me that nothing else in this movie mattered. I'm serious here people, this is one of those movies that you can watch and while your watching it, if you concentrate hard enough, you can actually FEEL your IQ points dropping with each passing minute, your brain cells being sucked away from you like Pepsi through a straw. Everyone who watched this "film", if one can so call it that, is now dumber for having seen it. It is really a shame that Rachel was never in anything else, because she was the only one ( and I do mean ONLY one) in the movie who could act worth a sh*t. Also, she managed to somehow appear cute as a button and sexy as hell at the same time, especially in the end when she was wearing that black dress..... Dear God she was hot then. Anyway, before I have to go take a cold shower, I will continue. I give this a 7/10, but those points are for Rachel, not for the movie. I rate the movie as a big fat 1 out of 10. Would vote it negative if possible.
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