Drunk. And not just a little drunk. I LOVE musicals, I even love bad movies. But this, dear God... I'm half-way through, and even half-naked Christopher Atkins ain't gonna keep me hanging' on. The bad special effect of the ship through the cove is very funny... oh wait, Chris just climbed aboard the ship in a loin cloth (even if it really looks more like a diaper)... maybe there is some homo-erotic value after all... NO, not worth it. I love the way that the film gives Sullivan a writing credit because a portion of his lyrics have been cannibalized for the movie. I also think its hysterical that another reviewer noted that the film "nearly" ruined Kristi McNichol's career. Yea... NEARLY. Movie go back to Blockbuster Right Now!!
Review of The Pirate Movie
