e_robertg Review of Virgin

Virgin (2003)

A lighthearted easy going semi-coherent journey through the birth canal of a lesbian

[1/10 · 23 April 2005]

This is one movie that should have been aborted at its earliest trimester. I specifically found the uncomfortable lesbian scene, the half conscious acting, the inane babble of Robin Wright Penn in the bonus features, the overly long commentary of the actresses and the pleasantly random sequence of nudity from the local crazy woman and Baptist church congregation that culminated into an all nude action circle jerk specifically pleasing. I must mention the bonus material once again. If you find yourself nauseous from the opening shots, I recommend you go to the bonus footage and watch as the director tries to explain this maddening concoction. I mean seriously I was left speechless. My mind couldn't grasp that I was actually viewing something such as what lay on my television screen (you'll see what I mean towards the end of the Virgin Voices section). Other than that kids, I recommend this flick if you're currently wearing thick framed glasses, clutching a Starbucks latte, wearing a thrift store special and no deodorant.