1/10
Lord Have Mercy, End The World Before I Have To Finish Watching
21 April 2005
This is just about the worst "apocalypse" movie I've ever seen. In fact, it makes Jack T. Chick comics look like sober, well-reasoned mythology, but it lacks the serious passion one at least can detect in those mad tracts. The music, effects, acting and scripting are all about as bland as barley water, and the actors are almost exclusively C-list 80s and 90s TV actors(like Kirk Cameron, its STAR) who obviously can't even get jobs in porn--and I guess this kind of thing is what you do after even porn won't have your has-been butt anymore. Funniest of all is a very phony and rather bare "Hollywood premiere" bit on the DVD extras with Tom Selleck present--and as this film went almost straight to video, this attempt to appear to be part of the mainstream is pretty sad. Christian alternative culture--why IS it so boring?
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