darksinistar Review of Carmilla, the Lesbian Vampire

Carmilla, the Lesbian Vampire (2004 Video)

Nothing horrifying about this horrible disaster

[1/10 · 10 April 2005]

This is one of those movies that really benefits from IMDb users not being able to give it a 0 rating. With such a promising title, you might expect something along the lines of a low budget "Underworld", but this movie is nothing like that. It is slow and boring most of the time and confusing all of the time. On the rare occasions that vampires and zombies actually fight, it is poorly choreographed, far from believable and over in seconds. The biggest tragedy is that Brinke Stevens allowed her name to be associated with this kind of garbage. There was a time when seeing Brinke's name on a horror movie guaranteed it would be enjoyable even if low budget. The "featurette" ("Heads Are Gonna Roll" I think it was called) on the DVD was more entertaining than the "feature" but that isn't saying much.