Review of Breeders

Breeders (1986)
3/10
They Must Be Stopped...
22 March 2005
Warning: Spoilers
Empire and Wizard Video released this one. Star Ed French also does the special effects (talented guy). The three 'herione' virgins look too 'well-trodden' to be believable as naive nubiles. They are so shy and sweet yet wear no underwear and often sun-bathe in tiny bikinis (hence very very small area tan marks). After clothes removal which does not take long and happens very often a man usually turns up ready for some action (no fumbling for protection, oh no, just do it quick, the world might end!). However just as things get really hot a stupid slimy mutant baby thing shows up and though masculine it is just too young to join in. So what does it do? Well you would think it would use its powers to transform into a man (maybe not a slimy one though) but no simply killing the most horny guy on earth gives this little tyke its kicks. The silly ending really does not matter. Spcial mention to the script though, classic bits including "I know priests who are rapists"; "It's not like you're after my body" (randomly naked lead female character who is working out at the gym randomly naked and her reaction to horny guy walking in on her in her compromising nakedness); "Ted is gay..." (female character to police officer) "Maybe or maybe not, just real clever" (Police officer)...Ummm, classy stuff!
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