Wow, what a load of dump the studio dumped on us this time. Opening in March should be a sign right there. Maybe I could have pictures this a few months ago when nothing good came out and people were desperate, and even then, I'd still laugh at you for wasting your money. I saw this thing free at a screening and I still feel ripped off. I'd rather have done nothing. The plot is less than standard. The premise is unoriginal considering we've seen it in Some Like It Hot, Tootsie, and Bosom Buddies (which was much more entertaining than this, at least that had Tom Hanks). Oh yeah, the star power you'll be sure to recognize as "That guy from 7th Heaven" and "That guy from Half-Baked." Top quality talent there folks (Note: sarcasm).I couldn't imagine anyone giving this thing a good review without being paid to lie. For those of you who see the 7th Heaven guy and you like his show, no, you won't like this one. Those of you who see the Half Baked guy and like his movie, no, sorry you won't like this one and if you do, you smoked yourself retarded. It wasn't quite as bad as Not Another Teen Movie, but it ranks up there. I got a chuckle but mostly from the amazing amounts of stupidity that was put into this movie as well as the uncanny resemblance to a college television show which it seems lines and skits are taken straight from it. The thought put into this movie had to be done by people with IQ's rivaling that of peanut butter. Seriously, you've seen it before, there are better movies out (finally), and even if you like cheap humor and eye candy, this either does it badly or lacks it nearly entirely. Go see American Pie, or the sequel, or some other intelligent or funny teen movie. Hell, go rent some of the 80's teen movies. It'll be more worth your time than watching this piece of dump.
Review of Sorority Boys
