Yup, why would we want to go see a movie by a guy who calls himself "Rob Zombie"??? Because we're idiots, plain & simple. Well, I got sucked in by my stoopid daughter, but then it was her 20th b'day so I couldn't well refuse *huge Shrek sigh*. On to the movie (I use that term very loosely). A splatterfest (with almost no splatter) montage with less point to it than Bloodsucking Freaks (now THERE'S a classic I recommend instead! >;-). Almost no real scary moments. If you do acid trips this is the movie for you. From Dusk Till Dawn is to it what Gladiator is to Hercules. The fact that this clown is makin money off of this kind of trash is symptomatic of the direction Hollywood is heading in - even the independents are turning to formula trash & hoping some crappy 'cinematography' (again, loosely) will create a cult classic. What else can you say when the top 2 scores on IMDB are a 1 AND a 10, weighing in at almost 20% each!? Just goes to show, at least 20% of any movie audience are *really* f#$ked up! Worst part about it: the one naked body that may have redeemed the whole movie by about 5% never quite got there. Oh well... 2/10, & that only because I won't give him the pleasure.
Review of House of 1000 Corpses
