Well it isn´t quite Saving Private Ryan, but that is no surprise I guess. However, the fact that I watched Spielbergs masterpiece, only a few weeks before I layed my eyes on this rather unknown WW2 movie, have contributed greatly to my sense of what you have the right to expect. So bear that in mind when you read the rest of this gibberish.
"Wheels of Terror" or "The Misfit Brigade"(The most suitable title if you ask me) is based on the books by Sven Hazel about a group of "criminal elements" in a german penal regiment. The books are entertaining and highly recommendable, so I had high hopes for this movie. It kicks of in 1943 with "our" platoon returning from the battle of Stalingrad, in a tank that is as post-war as the media you are reading this through. Well I can´t avoid mentioning just a few more flaws:
The russians speak russian as they should, however the germans speak english.
Try to picture this: You are a german commander. You have two tank destroyers in a good hulldown position. In your binoculars you see some T34´s approaching your position. What seems to be the right thing to do?
A. Wait until the T34´s are within, a you can´t miss kindda range, and then destroy ´em.
B. Order your tank destroyers to move forward, in an attempt to outmanoeuver the extremely fast and turreted T34´s.
A few minutes into the battle a T34 crushes your command vehicle beneath its tracks. What is your initial reaction?
A. Disbelief.
B. Disbelief and a feeling that maybe you shouldn´t have driven your green american Jeep onto the battlefield anyhow.
Well now try to picture this: You are a general in the german army standing in a german camp in russia. Suddenly eight russian planes start strafing the area. What would you do?
A. Try to find some cover ASAP.
B. Walk over to a slow, unarmed recon-plane and complain that there is no pilot to get you the hell out of there.
If you feel deep in your heart that B,B and B are the right answers, then you will probaly regard this, as one of the most realistic war movies ever made.
Please don´t think that this is an all bad movie. The dialogue and portrayal of the soldiers in the platoon are caught spot on and stays true to the books. Especially the performance of Jay O. Sander as "Tiny", the big dum demolition "expert", is worth mentioning.
Watch this if you liked the books or are a big fan of war movies. 5/10
"Wheels of Terror" or "The Misfit Brigade"(The most suitable title if you ask me) is based on the books by Sven Hazel about a group of "criminal elements" in a german penal regiment. The books are entertaining and highly recommendable, so I had high hopes for this movie. It kicks of in 1943 with "our" platoon returning from the battle of Stalingrad, in a tank that is as post-war as the media you are reading this through. Well I can´t avoid mentioning just a few more flaws:
The russians speak russian as they should, however the germans speak english.
Try to picture this: You are a german commander. You have two tank destroyers in a good hulldown position. In your binoculars you see some T34´s approaching your position. What seems to be the right thing to do?
A. Wait until the T34´s are within, a you can´t miss kindda range, and then destroy ´em.
B. Order your tank destroyers to move forward, in an attempt to outmanoeuver the extremely fast and turreted T34´s.
A few minutes into the battle a T34 crushes your command vehicle beneath its tracks. What is your initial reaction?
A. Disbelief.
B. Disbelief and a feeling that maybe you shouldn´t have driven your green american Jeep onto the battlefield anyhow.
Well now try to picture this: You are a general in the german army standing in a german camp in russia. Suddenly eight russian planes start strafing the area. What would you do?
A. Try to find some cover ASAP.
B. Walk over to a slow, unarmed recon-plane and complain that there is no pilot to get you the hell out of there.
If you feel deep in your heart that B,B and B are the right answers, then you will probaly regard this, as one of the most realistic war movies ever made.
Please don´t think that this is an all bad movie. The dialogue and portrayal of the soldiers in the platoon are caught spot on and stays true to the books. Especially the performance of Jay O. Sander as "Tiny", the big dum demolition "expert", is worth mentioning.
Watch this if you liked the books or are a big fan of war movies. 5/10