"Night Patrol" is awful. I'm talking mind-numbingly atrocious. If you are about 12 years old and are highly entertained by farting then you'll love this film. Otherwise, there is nothing redeeming in it whatsoever. Linda Blair? Awful. Pat Morita? Awful. Andrew Dice Clay? Awful. Please, do the world a favor and don't waste a moment of your valuable human life on this horrible film.