Lame, chop-socky film that has everything but good acting, exciting action scenes, a comprehensible plot and a hint of direction. This one movie alone, could conceivably make folks ask the IMDB to make a rating LOWER than the numeral one!
The story sort of runs like this...evil villains (from where we don't know) kill a bunch of guys (whom we do not know) to steal a coin or something (to take it and use it for...well, we don't know). Got that? Good! Next, some guy is sent by his mother to a Shaolin Temple. Why? I don't know. I guess to learn some really cool martial arts or become a monk, or both. Then, the lame, older-than-Charlamagne cliche of older students hazing the "newbies" rears it's grey head, and becomes part of the ummm...plot? Then the evil guys go to the temple and cause a rampage to a)steal something else or b)simulate the audience in demanding their money back. The end? We can only pray.
Torturously awful...for masochists only.
The story sort of runs like this...evil villains (from where we don't know) kill a bunch of guys (whom we do not know) to steal a coin or something (to take it and use it for...well, we don't know). Got that? Good! Next, some guy is sent by his mother to a Shaolin Temple. Why? I don't know. I guess to learn some really cool martial arts or become a monk, or both. Then, the lame, older-than-Charlamagne cliche of older students hazing the "newbies" rears it's grey head, and becomes part of the ummm...plot? Then the evil guys go to the temple and cause a rampage to a)steal something else or b)simulate the audience in demanding their money back. The end? We can only pray.
Torturously awful...for masochists only.