Wired (1989)
Ray Sharkey: Angel Velasquez
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Quotes
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John Belushi : [surprised] Who are you anyway?
Angel Velasquez : I'm your guardian angel.
John Belushi : My guardian angel? Well you sure fucked up...
Angel Velasquez : Yeah, well look, man. Nobody's perfect, you know? You gotta start somewhere.
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Angel Velasquez : Hey, I seen your movies, man.
John Belushi : [excited] Oh yeah? Which one?
Angel Velasquez : The one where you played a coke addict. You's a funny guy.
John Belushi : [unamused] Oh thanks. Thanks a lot.
Angel Velasquez : But you died in the end... all fucked up.
John Belushi : Hey, wait a minute... who are you?
Angel Velasquez : My friends call me Angel.
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John Belushi : I'm only 33 years old. I just had my birthday.
Angel Velasquez : That's right. And you are officially deceased.
John Belushi : Why am I dead?
Angel Velasquez : 'Cause you're stupid. Next question.
John Belushi : Where are we going?
Angel Velasquez : We're going for a ride, Hemo.
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John Belushi : Hey, that's Arnie! That's my manager, Arnie Fromson! And he's with Woodward... Bob fucking Woodward! I can't believe it! I've always wanted to meet that guy! Hey, Arnie! Arnie! Hey, Arnie! Arnie! What's Arnie talking to Bob Woodward? I can't believe it, Bob Woodward! I used to do that guy!
Angel Velasquez : And now he's doing you.
John Belushi : What do you mean?
Angel Velasquez : He's gonna be your biographer.
John Belushi : My biographer? Bob Woodward? I'll go down in history!
Angel Velasquez : Yeah! He's gonna do for your what he did for Nixon.
[pause]
John Belushi : Nixon?
Angel Velasquez : He's gonna call the book "Wired". He's gonna trash your good name, Hemo, from here to...
John Belushi : I'm fucked.