I only watched 8 episodes before bailing on this insultingly bad abortion adaptation of one of my favorite TV shows of all time. The Netflix version of COWBOY BEBOP is terribly written, idiotically plotted, and two of its three leads are badly miscast.
Former gangster turned bounty hunter Spike Spiegel is aged up two decades to suit John Cho, who tries hard but flops due more to the awful scripts than his own failings. Voluptuous inveterate gambler Faye Valentine is a completely different character here: a smug, selfish hateful one despite being played by an actress I've otherwise liked, Daniella Pineda. Mustafa Shakir as unfairly disgraced cop with cyber-arm Jett Black is much better cast and okay overall; the writing's so bad it's tough to tell.
The first episode is the best but it's still not very good. The opening sequence rips off the opening of 2001's COWBOY BEBOP: THE MOVIE, only on a much bigger narrative canvas with more action yet not nearly as engaging. The Netflix series continually steals and morphs storylines from the 26 episode 1998 anime series with varying levels of not-nearly-as-good. It also adds several new plots and subplots that all suck, most of all the ones relating to the villains.
But the worst of the worst is the dialog. The dialog in this thing is endless clank. The "Shower-Bath-Shower" exchange is seared into my cringe-consciousness.
Episode 7 with the con woman pretending to be Faye's mom is maybe the worst episode of any television series in history; it hurt me to sit through it. Episode 8 wasn't as bad, but it was still quite dire, and a couple people told me the last two episodes were the worst yet, so I gave up.
Even taking my opinion off the table, the facts speak for themselves: COWBOY BEBOP was one of Netflix's most watched first episodes ever and it had the biggest drop-off from first episode to completion of any series in Netflix history. It was cancelled less than three weeks after its launch, an unprecedented failure for Netflix. Not worth your time, not worth anybody's time. At least they learned from their mistakes and did a much better job with ONE PIECE.
Former gangster turned bounty hunter Spike Spiegel is aged up two decades to suit John Cho, who tries hard but flops due more to the awful scripts than his own failings. Voluptuous inveterate gambler Faye Valentine is a completely different character here: a smug, selfish hateful one despite being played by an actress I've otherwise liked, Daniella Pineda. Mustafa Shakir as unfairly disgraced cop with cyber-arm Jett Black is much better cast and okay overall; the writing's so bad it's tough to tell.
The first episode is the best but it's still not very good. The opening sequence rips off the opening of 2001's COWBOY BEBOP: THE MOVIE, only on a much bigger narrative canvas with more action yet not nearly as engaging. The Netflix series continually steals and morphs storylines from the 26 episode 1998 anime series with varying levels of not-nearly-as-good. It also adds several new plots and subplots that all suck, most of all the ones relating to the villains.
But the worst of the worst is the dialog. The dialog in this thing is endless clank. The "Shower-Bath-Shower" exchange is seared into my cringe-consciousness.
Episode 7 with the con woman pretending to be Faye's mom is maybe the worst episode of any television series in history; it hurt me to sit through it. Episode 8 wasn't as bad, but it was still quite dire, and a couple people told me the last two episodes were the worst yet, so I gave up.
Even taking my opinion off the table, the facts speak for themselves: COWBOY BEBOP was one of Netflix's most watched first episodes ever and it had the biggest drop-off from first episode to completion of any series in Netflix history. It was cancelled less than three weeks after its launch, an unprecedented failure for Netflix. Not worth your time, not worth anybody's time. At least they learned from their mistakes and did a much better job with ONE PIECE.
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