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Quotes
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[Bumblebee knocks down Stinger]
Joshua Joyce : [looks at Shane] What did you touch?
Bumblebee : [through radio] "I told you homeboy! You can't touch this!"
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Joshua Joyce : How do you say "Get the fuck out of the way" in Chinese?
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Joshua Joyce : The original Bumblebee was inferior in every way!
Bumblebee : You motherfucker!
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Joshua Joyce : I can't believe I'm putting my life in your hands.
Cade Yeager : You want the alien gun? Take it!
Joshua Joyce : No, I don't want the alien gun.
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Joshua Joyce : [to Cade] I may have started the apocalypse, but you brought your family. And that's, you know, terrible parenting.
Cade Yeager : I'm about one second away from knocking you out, taking the bomb and just leaving you here.
Joshua Joyce : Do me the favour, please?
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Joshua Joyce : What we do here is science. Because if we don't do it, somebody else will. Because you cannot stop technology.
Optimus Prime : We are NOT your technology!
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[Su takes out a couple of goons]
Joshua Joyce : How'd you do that?
Su Yueming : Police academy, before my MBA.
Joshua Joyce : I love you.
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Joshua Joyce : Threatening a professional CIA killer. Possibly not my finest hour. I'd like to have that one back.
Darcy Tirrel : Killer? I thought they were your friends!
Joshua Joyce : No. Not friends. Business. They gave me this bomb.
Su Yueming : Bomb? Is there a bomb in the bag?
Darcy Tirrel : Yes, there's a bomb in the bag.
Su Yueming : Shit!
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Cade Yeager : [to Joshua] Hey, big shot. Your company's in serious trouble.
Joshua Joyce : You better have a damn good lawyer.
Cade Yeager : Really? Well, you better have a great one 'cause you're about to be responsible for the annihilation of a city! Now, you listen to me: your tech has been hacked, your prototypes are infected, and now Galvatron is after that Seed! Look, I know you have a conscience because you're an inventor, like me. Do not let Galvatron anywhere near that Seed!
Joshua Joyce : I control Galvatron. I created him.
Cade Yeager : Deep down, I know you know. Your prototype's been controlling you.
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Joshua Joyce : We got a real dilemma here, okay. I created incredible robots, it's all designed to kick that fat Transformer's ass! So, really, this is a no-win situation. It's over.
Hound : [flicks his cigar at Joyce] That was mean.
Joshua Joyce : HEY!
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Joshua Joyce : Did you miss me?
Su Yueming : [blushes] No.
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Optimus Prime : The world will know what you did here!
Joshua Joyce : The world? The world will approve! We can make you now. Don't you get it? We don't need you anymore.
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Joshua Joyce : [sarcastically] Well, this is a great place to hide, a big glass box! Nobody will find us here.
[kicks a wall]
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[after the Dinobots come into Hong Kong]
Joshua Joyce : Good job!
Optimus Prime : YOU!
Joshua Joyce : Who?
Cade Yeager : [grabs Joyce] YOU!
Optimus Prime : Step forward! Your science will be held accountable for humanity's extinction!
Joshua Joyce : Okay, I get it with the whole socio-biological ethics thing...
Cade Yeager : There are some things that shouldn't be invented.
[Grimlock roars at Joyce]
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Tessa Yeager : We can't go home, Dad. They blew it up.
Joshua Joyce : I believe I can help you with that.
[Cade embraces him in a hug]
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Joshua Joyce : [laughs] I can't... This is really happening. A man, me, who is worth over 20 billion dollars is now being chased by CIA assassins. That's the truth. And in the middle of a robot uprising. And I'm carrying what is, in essence, a tactical nuke. And the great thing is I... The great thing is that I'm, I'm barely feeling any jetlag!
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Joshua Joyce : [on Grimlock] He almost ate me!
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Hound : [throws a grenade at Cade] Pull the pin, I'm dyin' out here!
[Cade pulls the grenade]
Joshua Joyce : IT's LIVE! IT's LIVE!
Cade Yeager : What do you want me to do?
Joshua Joyce : THROW IT!
Hound : Give, give, give!
[Cade hurls it at Hound who tosses it at some Decepticons]
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Joshua Joyce : I don't wanna die like this!
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Joshua Joyce : [on Galvatron] Simple coding.
Joshua Joyce : [Yelling] ALGORITHIMS! MATH! Why can't we make what we wanna make the way we wanna make it? Why?
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Joshua Joyce : What was that sound?
KSI Executive : That's "the" sound.
KSI Spokesmodel : That you asked for.
Joshua Joyce : No, I asked for boundless. Transcendent. When you walk through a door in this building, it should like you stepped into the future.
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Gill Wembley : Galvatron was...
Joshua Joyce : A fiasco. An embarrassment. And he spoke, how did that happen? You know what a flaw is, Wembley? A flaw is a total failure. I do not have control over my prototype, and I want to know why!
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Harold Attinger : We had a deal! You got what you wanted!
Joshua Joyce : [taking the Seed] I got what IT wanted!
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Joshua Joyce : [getting sucked into Lockdown's vortex] I'm going up! I'm going up!
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Joshua Joyce : I modeled Galvatron after Optimus Prime. Why does he keep looking like Megatron?