Drive Angry (2011) Poster

(2011)

Amber Heard: Piper

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  • Piper : Gimme one good reason I shouldn't shoot you in the face.

    Milton : I'm driving.

    Piper : You know what I mean!

  • Milton : I'm Milton. You're Piper, right?

    Piper : Well, Milton, if you try and kill me and dump me in the woods, I'm gonna cut your nuts off.

    Milton : Yes, ma'am.

  • Piper : [re waitress Candy]  You gonna tap that or what?

    Milton : Tap?

    Piper : Geez, Milton, how long has it been?

    Milton : I've had a lot on my mind.

    Piper : Uh-huh. Right. Suit yourself then. But no one reaches the end and says, "I wish I hadn't fucked so much."

  • Jonah King : I've changed my mind about you, Piper. You are too willful to be taught. I am going to kill you, and then I'm going to defile your corpse.

    Piper : Between now and then, I'm gonna fuck you up.

  • Piper : Just so you know, I don't pick up hitchikers.

    Milton : I didn't have my thumb out.

  • Piper : [looking back]  But why aren't they following us?

    Milton : Because your a straight-up certifiable cop-killing murderer and they're scared of you.

    Piper : [smiles]  So what now?

    Milton : Now we drive.

  • Piper : What kind of fucking gun is that?

    Milton : The kind you use on guys like that.

  • Candy : Howdy. I'm Candy. Start you off with some drinks?

    Milton : Beer.

    Candy : I need to see some IDs, too.

    Milton : What the hell is this?

    Candy : Guess it's been a while since you did that visiting. You want a drink? You gotta be a member. Dry county.

    Piper : Holy shit. Sorry.

    Milton : That was in my pocket!

    Piper : Don't look at me like I'm some sort of thief. I lifted it for protection. If you stole my ride, I was gonna have to hunt you down.

    Milton : Did she say something funny?

    Candy : Yeah, this license isn't just expired, it's antique.

    Milton : All right, then bring me a black coffee with sugar.

    Candy : Aw! Now, now, now. For you, handsome, I don't know, I think maybe I can bend the rules a bit. My pussy is the best thing you can drink around here. But don't tell nobody.

    Piper : You gonna tap that or what? Geez, Milton, how long has it been?

    Milton : I've had a lot on my mind.

    Piper : Uh-huh. Right. Suit yourself then. But no one ever reaches the end and says, "I wish I hadn't fucked so much."

    Milton : And where are you going exactly?

    Piper : To suck that man with the huge cock. Not everyone gets laid easily like you.

    Candy : I'm wet, let's get the fuck out of here!

  • Milton : I'm finished now.

    [hands over baby] 

    Milton : Keep her safe.

    Piper : Milton... if anyone tries to hurt her, I will kill them.

    Milton : That's why I chose you.

  • Piper : You just gonna ignore me?

    Milton : I'm gonna try.

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