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Quotes
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Scott Calvin : Hahaha-hohohoho! The answer is in the question. "How are we going to do this? My Dad thinks you're a toymaker in Canada."
Curtis : Canada?
Scott Calvin : Canada. It's north, in North America, eh? Vinegar on their French fries, they sit on their chesterfield to watch the hockey game. Shoot the puck, daddy-o! Come on, everybody! Elves, everybody listen up. Grab your hammers, the in-laws are coming.
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Jack Frost : Hey Curtis, I haven't seen the bearded wonder around recently - - where'd he go?
Curtis : [breezily, while nonchalantly polishing the windshield of his snowmobile with a rag of sports lube] None of your ski's wax.
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[Neil, Laura, and Lucy walk into the workshop]
Laura Miller : Magnificent.
Neil Miller : It's amazing.
Lucy Miller : Killer!
Curtis : [Curtis runs in after them] Now, please remember, you're welcome to observe, but don't touch anything or otherwise interfere with the toymaking process.
Neil Miller : I'll make sure she doesn't get into anything.
Lucy Miller : Look! Kobi the Magic Panda and accessories!
[runs down into the workshop]
Neil Miller : Lucy!
[chases her]
Neil Miller : Lucy, come back here. Whoa! Trains.
[runs down into the workshop]
Laura Miller : [to Curtis] I'm... I'm just gonna go to make a doll!
[runs down into the workshop]
Laura Miller : [Curtis gets frustrated]
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Curtis : [taps Scott's shoulder] Excuse me, sir.
Scott Calvin : Curtis.
Curtis : Yes, sir. Can I offer you two tickets for a turn to build a toy with Santa's elves?
Scott Calvin : No.
Curtis : Plus, I'll throw in this year's commemorative pen.
Scott Calvin : What is that?
Curtis : Which is voice-enhanced.
[records his voice on the pen]
Curtis : Will that be cash or credit card, sir?
[plays back his recording]
Curtis : Will that be cash or credit card, sir?
Scott Calvin : That's silly.
Curtis : And if you're still not sure, I'll even throw in a pass for the nice list.
Scott Calvin : The nice list?
Curtis : Walk with me, won't you?
Scott Calvin : Curtis, it's me.
[sees the nice list kiosk]
Scott Calvin : Oh, for the love of candy canes, what have you done here?
Curtis : Well, sir, this is a nice list kiosk. The line ends over there by the reindeer petting zoo.
Scott Calvin : Wait a minute? You mean parents pay to have their kids put on the nice list? That's not right. I better change things back the way they were. Who's your boss?
[stammering]
Scott Calvin : Where's Frost?
[yells]
Scott Calvin : Curtis, where's Frost?
Curtis : Security!
Scott Calvin : Bring Frost out here right now!
Jack Frost : I'll take care of him.
[Jack Frost appears as Santa]