The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
Seann William Scott: Bo Duke
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Quotes
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[Enters room full of naked girls]
Bo Duke : Fuck me running!
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Bo Duke : Luke, you manwhore!
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Bo Duke : [after shooting a gas can with a flaming arrow] Boom-shakalaka!
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Bo Duke : [Bo and Luke are mad at each other, this is before they drive the general lee up the incline of a freeway bridge] Have you made your peace with God yet luke, Because you're about to meet your maker!
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Bo Duke : [while driving General Lee in a roundabout] What's the purpose of this circle?
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Bo Duke : Hey Man, don't hit him! That's AJ Foyt!
Luke Duke : Really?
Race Car Driver #1 : The Fourth!
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Katie Johnson : This is my roommate Annette from Australia.
Bo Duke : Oh, let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
[everyone stares at him]
Bo Duke : That's what they say down there...
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Bo Duke : [during car chase in Atlanta] Okay where's the highway?
Katie Johnson : I don't know don't you have a map?
Luke Duke : Wait!
[Luke pulls out a ma]
Luke Duke : i got it... Turn left up here. Tur left. turn left!
[Bo turns right]
Luke Duke : Dammit! I said left!
Bo Duke : I thought you said your left!
Luke Duke : My left is your left!
Bo Duke : I'm going to need these directions faster alright!
Luke Duke : It's okay. I know exactly where wer'e at
[Map flies out the window]
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Dil Driscoll : [after daisy beats up Dil for sweet talking her] So uh Bo, what's the story on that little pistol over there?
Bo Duke : Well, actually she's my cousin.
Dil Driscoll : You hittn' that?
Bo Duke : She's my cousin.
Dil Driscoll : Hopefully your kissing cousin.
Bo Duke : Excuse me?
Dil Driscoll : Son,i guess all I'm asking is, if you shuck her corn.
The Balladeer : [while bo laughs with them and takes a drink, the balladeer speaks] Now there's some things you don't say to a Duke, about another Duke.
Bo Duke : [Bo finishes his drink] I'll shuck your corn!
[this is when the bar fight begins]
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Mr. Pullman : Hey, Bo.
Bo Duke : Jesus Christ! Oh, hey, Mr. Pullman. I nearly shit myself.
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Rosco P. Coltrane : [over CB] I'm in hot pursuit of them Duke boys, and their piece of shit orange car!
Bo Duke : Piece of? - son of a bitch!
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Campus Cop #1 : Do you know how fast you were going?
Bo Duke : What?
Campus Cop #2 : How fast you were going.
Bo Duke : Ten?
Campus Cop #1 : Eight.
Bo Duke : Isn't the speed limit ten?
Campus Cop #1 : Yeah. It is.
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Bo Duke : [Looking at the newly-restored General Lee] Oh, man, is that a Hemi? Oh, yes!
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Sheev : [Bo, luke, and Sheev are about to blow open a safe, but the fuse goes out] Hmm, must be a wet fuse.
Bo Duke : Maybe its backwards.
Sheev : Of course its supposed to be backwards it's a Chinese fuse.
Bo Duke : No, I mean its backwards from the way it's supposed to be.
Sheev : Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?
Bo Duke : I ate Chinese food once.
Sheev : Yea, well you don't blow up Mu Shu Pork my friend
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Sheev : Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?
Bo Duke : I ate Chinese food once
Sheev : Yea, well you don't blow up Mu Shu Pork my friend.
Bo Duke : I dated a Koren girl in high school.
Sheev : That is an entirely different Oriental nation. Get an education.
Bo Duke : You're the one who got the fuse wrong.
Sheev : You know nothing about Chyno Syno American relations.
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Bo Duke : Hey Roscoe, come on out you fat som' bitch!
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Rosco P. Coltrane : [over C.B] All units! I'm in hot puruit of the Duke boys, and their piece of shit orange car!
Bo Duke : Piece of?... you son of a bitch!