Norm (1999–2001)
Norm MacDonald: Norm Henderson
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Quotes
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Mr. Denby : Norm, I'd like to talk to you regarding our long distance policy (MacDonald, Norm@Norm Henderson)
[on the phone]
Mr. Denby : : Okay, sir
Mr. Denby : You have all these calls to China. Who do you know in China?
Norm Henderson : Well, no one until you call, sir. Hold on one second.
[into phone, in Chinese]
Norm Henderson : Ni hao ma. Ding hai Prince Albert in a can?
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[contest-winning punchline]
Mr. Denby : The men's bathroom is disgusting. Tell her, Norm.
Norm : There's a bathroom in this building? I've been using the donut shop across the street.
Laurie : You go all the way across the street just to use the bathroom in the donut shop?
Norm : There's a bathroom in the donut shop?
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Norm Henderson : He may be rich, but all his money and power can't stop me from rubbing my hands together maniacally!
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Norm Henderson : [to Max] I'm proud of you Max. I bet you're gonna live to the ripe old age of... how old are you again? 88?
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[after learning that Norm decided to take it easy on insulting, Mr. Denby if he wouldn't fire his friends]
Norm : Ah, it was nothing, actually it was a huge sacrifice, it was not unlike that guy, uh, Jesus Christ Almighty!
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Norm Henderson : I hate you. You've never given me anything to be happy for!
Max Denby : I gave you life!
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Norm : See ya soon Vic.
Vic : Yeah, screw you Norm.
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Norm : Hey Artie, have you thought about getting off my couch for once and getting yourself, oh I don't know, a job?
Artie Henderson : Hey I just got a job recently. I stand in the unemployment line and scratch my ass there.
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Norm Henderson : Right after our special Pokemon opening. That's right kids, Pokemon! You might want to bring the littler tykes to bed during the commercial.