Norm (1999–2001)
Artie Lange: Artie Henderson
Quotes
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Artie Henderson : I'm a little overweight due to a genetic disorder that makes fried chicken delicious.
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Max Denby : Artie, are you able to contribute or think of anything worth of USE to this office?
Artie Henderson : [Artie farts extremely loudly and for a long period of time] Yeah I really gotta lay off the cheese blintzes.
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Norm : Hey Artie, have you thought about getting off my couch for once and getting yourself, oh I don't know, a job?
Artie Henderson : Hey I just got a job recently. I stand in the unemployment line and scratch my ass there.