Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)
Nicollette Sheridan: Allison Page, Sally Jones
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Quotes
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Allison : Our car broke down, could we use the phone?
Chet Walters : Oh, car trouble? Don't get me started. I got a 1975 Fairmont that's as hard to turn over as me on Laguna Beach.
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Allison : [walks in and stands in the Dojo doorway] Hello?
[jumps and the Bo staff in Harus hands flies across the room]
Allison : Is this the Takagura Dojo?
Haru : UUHH? Yyaa... I uummm...
Allison : Maybe I should come back later.
Haru : No wait, don't go, I mean... Yes this is the Takagura Dojo. Please come in and have a seat. I am Haru. Wait!
[stops her from sitting on a pair of throwing stars, throws them behind him and hits a target with perfect aim]
Allison : That's impressive. I am in need of a ninja, but you seem to be white.
Haru : Aaahhh. You are observant, as well as beautiful. Have you not heard about the legend about the foreign child who will grow up to be the great white ninja?
Allison : why no, is that you?
Haru : Some... say it is so. You see it is written in the holy writ, see it says here, a century shall pass, and then OOHHH! this is the wrong writ, this is the one about the Sensei and two 12 year old twin Geishias, also a good legend, but not the one we are looking for...
[scrolls further down]
Haru : aahhh, here is my legend, it says here, that a forgein child will come to our village and learn the ways of the ninja.
Allison : It's burning.
Haru : Yes, the words have been seared into my heart as well.
Allison : No, it's really burning!
Haru : Yes I can tell,
[looks over at the rest of the parchment and sees it burning]
Haru : Oh my God!
[puts out the fire]
Haru : They may have a second copy. Let me show you a ample of my skills.
[pulls on the sword rack and all the weapons fall down]
Haru : That rack, was not build by ninjas. These however were.
[starts swinging a 3 section staff around and nearly hits the shelves holding ashes of fallen ninjas]
Allison : [gasps]
Haru : Wow! Luck is with me today, for this shrine holds the ashes of our fallen warriors
[the shelves colapse]
Haru : Oh! Sensei is going to kill me.
[picking up pictures and identifying them]
Haru : Takguri. Master Goe
[picks up ashes]
Haru : Sempo? Kai?
[combines the ashes]
Haru : At least they all worked as a team.
Allison : This is excellent, because the job I ask requires great stealth.
Haru : Aahh, my highest score where in stealth, let me give you an example, turn around, close your eyes and count to 9, when you open them I will be gone.
Allison : Ok. 1. 2. 3.
[Haru runs around and hides behind a support beam]
Allison : 4. 5. 6.
[runs over to a lamp and tries to hide under the shade]
Allison : 7. 8. 9.
[when Allison reaches 9 Haru has jumped through a rice paper door and outside]
Allison : Haru? Haru?
Haru : Here I am, Sally Jones, I will accept your dangerous mission.