Father Ted (1995– )
Frank Kelly: Father Jack Hackett
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Quotes
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Father Jack Hackett : Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!
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[Dougal has named his pet rabbit Father Jack Hackett]
Father Ted : No, Dougal, this is too confusing, you'll have to pick a new name.
Father Dougal : Ah, could we not call Jack something else?
Father Ted : Oh, great, what'll we call him? Flipper! Flipper the Priest!
Father Jack Hackett : Yes?
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Father Jack Hackett : Chair! Curtains! Floor! Gobshite!
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Father Jack Hackett : That would be an ecumenical matter!
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Father Jack Hackett : [all sobered up] Priests? Don't tell me I'm still on that Fecking Island!
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[Mrs. Doyle rolls Father Jack into the room on his wheelchair. Father Jack sees nuns in the room]
Father Jack Hackett : Nuns! Nuns! Reverse!
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Father Jack Hackett : [after Bishop Brennan asks how he is] Arsebiscuits!
Father Niall Haverty : [shocked] How dare you say that to His Grace, you must apologize immediately!
Father Jack Hackett : [Father Ted squirms, as Father Jack sits up and puts his hands on his front like a rabbit, and in a rabbit-like voice] I'm... so... sooo... sorry.
[then nibbles like a rabbit]
Father Ted : [to Mrs. Doyle] Now that's sarcasm.
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[Father Jack has sobered up and is remembering words. He sees Sister Assumpta]
Father Jack Hackett : Nan!
Father Ted : No, Father this is a nun.
Father Jack Hackett : [Terrified] Nun!
[Runs out the window]
Father Ted : [Waves] Bye, Father!
[to Assumpta]
Father Ted : He's just out for his walk
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Father Jack Hackett : I'm a happy camper!
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Father Jack Hackett : [looking for beer] Drink!
Father Ted : You won't find any there father. I put it somewhere very safe.
Father Jack Hackett : Where?
[we see a cave above a sea - in the cave is all the beer]
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Father Jack Hackett : [Teaser trailer] Please! I'm trying to focus!
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Father Ted : What would you say is behind tomorrow's window, Father Jack?
Father Jack Hackett : A feckin' pair of women's knickers.
