Caroline in the City (1995–1999)
Amy Pietz: Annie Spadaro, Snowball
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Quotes
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Annie : You finally get your one and only marriage and you don't accept because you see yourself in a Volvo commercial?
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Caroline : You're Richard's mother?
Natalie Karinsky : Oh, did he tell you I was dead? Usually he tells everyone I'm dead.
Annie : No. He said you lived in Utah.
Natalie Karinsky : Utah? I'd rather be dead.
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Annie : Oh oh, there he is. Places.
Caroline : Annie, maybe you shouldn't.
Annie : Mrs. Karinsky, can we screw with your kid's head?
Natalie Karinsky : That's usually a mother's job but what the hell. Go for it.
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Jimmy : I love Cats. I've seen it 13 times.
Annie : Oh, that's really sad.
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Caroline : What about him?
Annie : Married.
Caroline : No ring.
Annie : He's buying over-the-calf socks.
Caroline : So?
Annie : Over-the-calf socks look better when you're dressed because there's no gap between trouser and sock when you cross your legs. Crew socks look better when you're undressed because you don't look like a dork. Obviously, this guy cares more about what he looks like dressed than undressed, ergo married.
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Caroline : Now, promise me you won't tell them.
Annie : What kind of person do you think I am?
Caroline : I repeat: promise me you won't tell them.
[they enter]
Caroline : Hey, guys.
Del : Hey, hey. What ya' been?
Annie : Well, you guys won't believe this. Caroline and I were out at the ATM on Eighth St.
Caroline : Okay, fine, let's just get it out in the open. I picked my nose and they got it on videotape. Give me your best shot. You may not get another opportunity like this. Caroline, you're so snotty. Caroline, don't be so picky.
Del : Caroline, you picked your nose?
Richard : Oh my God. And I use your pencils.
Annie : Well, I was only going to say you lost your 200 bucks, but hey.
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Annie : Oh oh, and I met a guy. Rob Rothman.
Caroline : Wow. What's he like?
Annie : I have no idea. I was hoping you would remember him.
Caroline : Wait, you know his name but you don't remember what he looks like?
Richard : Oh, interesting variation. Usually she remembers what they look like and can't remember their names.
Annie : Well, I guess I had a tad too much punch.
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Annie : Oh God. One Christmas our dog Vandi stole the Baby Jesus from the Nativity scene and my mother ran through the neighborhood in her housecoat screaming 'Vandi, you eat that Baby Jesus, you're going to Doggy Hell.'
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Annie : Sister Mary Agnes was right. Maybe I am just rotten to the core.
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Jimmy : Annie Spadaro, 2-4-7-3.
Annie : My friends call me 2-4.
Jimmy : I must meet your friends. They sound like a hoot.
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Jimmy : Do you know what I'm doing?
Annie : Yeah, I got a pretty good idea.
Jimmy : I'm marking you.
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Annie : Hey, Richard, I could use your help with this. I need to learn how to act like a man. Who do you study with?
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Annie : Can I hide in here? My mom's cooking in my apartment, and she's going to make me stir something or form balls out of something.
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Annie : Wow! You don't know "The Brady Bunch"? See, this is the problem with the American education system!