Oscar (1991)
Chazz Palminteri: Connie
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Quotes
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Connie : Even in the old days he was known as an honest crook.
Dr. Thornton Poole : That's an oxymoron.
Connie : Gee, you shouldn't oughta said that, Doc.
Snaps : Yeah, leave Connie alone. He does the best he can.
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Connie : I got it! You daughter's not your daughter, and the cash that used to be the jewels is now your underwear!
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Anthony Rossano : I'll make you a deal, Mr. P.
Snaps : What kind of a deal?
Anthony Rossano : Well, I've become attached to those jewels; they remind me of Theresa. I'd like to buy them back from you for $50,000.
Snaps : Now where'd you come up with another 50,000 smackers?
Anthony Rossano : I stole it from you.
Snaps : Connie!
Connie : [Connie enters the room] What is it, boss?
Connie : [Snaps takes what he thinks is a gun, but is actually a leg and thigh of chicken] You took my gun.
Snaps : [Connie leaves the room] Now you're trying to tell me you stole another 50,000 clams since the last time I saw you?
Anthony Rossano : Remember that dummy corporation I set up for you to hide your protection income?
Snaps : Yeah.
Anthony Rossano : Remember who you made treasurer as a beard?
Snaps : You didn't!
Anthony Rossano : I just wrote out a check to myself. As treasurer, the bank asked me no questions.
Snaps : Only a rat would steal another guy's extortion money.
Anthony Rossano : Here's my offer: You give me back the jewels that are rightfully mine, and I'll give you back the money, which isn't.
Snaps : All right, I guess you outsmarted me. You give me that money, and I'll give you these jewels.