The Red Green Show (1991–2006)
Ian Thomas: Dougie Franklin
Quotes
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Red Green : [Red is trying to get Dougie to guess 'vacuum cleaner' in the Possum Lodge Word Game] Okay, Doug: This is what you use when you clean the house.
Dougie Franklin : [Blank look]
Red Green : This is what your MOM uses when SHE cleans the house.
Dougie Franklin : Air freshener?
Red Green : No, this picks up little bits of food and stuff off the floor.
Dougie Franklin : Oh, a dog!
Red Green : No, no, this picks up bits of dirt and fluff and lint and stuff.
Dougie Franklin : A baby?