Blossom (1990–1995)
Joey Lawrence: Joey Russo, Donnie Russo
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Quotes
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God : Nietzsche once asked, "If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?" And do you know where he is now? He's in the woods pondering his question.
Joey Russo : So does it?
God : All I know is that if a tree falls in the woods, it's gonna go "boom".
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God : Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to make the world spin backwards briefly and reverse time so that you can prevent your finger from getting caught.
Joey Russo : I thought only Superman could do that.
God : He stole it from me. That's why I had him killed.
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[repeated line]
Joey Russo : Whoa!
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[Joey meets God over a game of pool]
God : I bet I can make that shot.
Joey Russo : You can't make that shot.
[God makes the shot]
Joey Russo : Wow! That's a miracle!
God : THAT was skill. THIS is a miracle.
[God points at a ball and it rolls into a hole]