See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)
Gene Wilder: Dave
Photos
Quotes
-
Dave : Don't we get a last request?
Eve : What would you like?
Dave : Would you scratch my nose for me?
[Eve scratches his nose with a coin and then kisses him]
Dave : You're a very sick woman.
Eve : Thank you. Mr Karew, what would you you like?
Wally : I suppose a fuck is out of the question.
Eve : I'm afraid so.
-
Dave : Today I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection.
-
Capt. Braddock : Okay, no more bullshit...
Capt. Braddock : [to Dave, talking fast] Was there or wasn't there a woman?
Dave : Are you serious?
Capt. Braddock : Yes, I'm goddamn serious.
Dave : Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?
Capt. Braddock : What the hell is he taking about?
Wally : He reads lips. You're talking too fast.
Capt. Braddock : [to Dave, talking slowly] Was there... a wom-an... pres-ent?
Dave : [to Capt. Braddock, talking slowly] Yes. There was... a wom-an... pres-ent.
Capt. Braddock : Why is he talking like that?
Wally : [to Capt. Braddock, talking slowly] Because he's deaf... not stu-pid.
-
Dave : Did she say ship, or shit?
-
Mitzie : [Dave and Wally are booking in at a hotel under false identities] Dr. Kesselring, we thought you might not make it. It says you had some trouble with your visa?
Dave : [faking a German accent] Yes, and zen suddenly dey accepted American Express. Go figure.
Wally : We don't go home without it.
-
Dave : Who are you talking to?
Wally : I'm talking to you, you prick.
Dave : Why don't you look me in the eye and say that?
Wally : I would if I could but I can't, I'm blind.
Dave : You're blind?
Wally : Yes I'm blind, what are you, fucking deaf?
Dave : Yes, I'm fucking deaf!
Wally : You're really deaf?
Dave : I'm really deaf.
Wally : Then how do you know what I'm saying?
Dave : Because I'm reading your lips, now you want the job or not?
-
Wally : Where are we?
Dave : Probably on our way to New Jersey by now.
Wally : No kidding! I got family in there! Do you wanna come with me?
Dave : Of course. You've earned my trust, Wally. You've been a very good friend to me these past couple days. You're always there for me. You never get me into trouble. Sometimes it seems a bit boring but that's a small price to pay for such a wonderful friendship.
Wally : That's beautiful, Dave. Do you mean everything you just said?
Dave : I'll tell you how I really feel in about a minute or two. Right now I'm a little overwhelmed by the STINK of the seven tons of garbage that you drove us into!
Wally : Is THAT what it is? I thought you let one go! That's why I didn't say anything!
Dave : That's very kind of you! Thank you!
-
Dave : We're in a warehouse, and you just hit a cow. I think we better back up.
-
Dave : I'm not handicapped, I have you.
-
Dave : Well excusez-moi, monsieur hot shit!
-
Dr. Cornfeld : WHO are you, sir?
Dave : [misreading Cornfeld's lips] Fine, thank you!
-
Dave : [to Raoul] Stop right there or I'll throw this knife through your head! I mean it! I'll throw your brains out!
Cop with Bullhorn : [to Raoul] Freeze!
Dave : [to Raoul] That's more like it! Now put your hand up!
Cop with Bullhorn : [to Raoul] Put your hands in the air!
Dave : [to Raoul] Oh, so you do speak English!