The Muppet Movie (1979)
Dave Goelz: The Great Gonzo, Zoot, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Doglion, Iraqian in El Sleezo Cafe, Nigel, Pig
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Quotes
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Fozzie : Hey, why don't you join us?
Gonzo : Where are you going?
Fozzie : We're following our dream!
Gonzo : Really? I have a dream, too!
Fozzie : Oh?
Gonzo : But you'll think it's stupid.
Fozzie : No we won't, tell us, tell us!
Gonzo : Well, I want to go to Bombay, India and become a movie star.
Fozzie : You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star! You go where we're going: Hollywood.
Gonzo : Sure, if you want to do it the *easy* way.
Fozzie : [to Kermit] We've picked up a weirdo...
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Fozzie : Oh, I'm so nervous. If I'm not funny, I won't be able to live with myself.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew : Well, then you'll have to get another apartment, won't you?
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Gonzo : [singing] There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met.
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Miss Piggy : Oh Kermie, you were so courageous, so magnificent!
Kermit : Gee, I don't know what to say.
Fozzie : Say the bear was magnificent. After all, I did the driving.
Gonzo : And I took a hundred-foot belly flop onto a moving car!
Miss Piggy : Yes, but Kermit assumed the awesome responsibility of command!
Kermit : Gee.
Fozzie : Oh, brother.
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Floyd Pepper : What in the name of Fats Waller is that?
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew : A four foot prune!
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[the members of The Electric Mayhem are introducing themselves one by one]
Zoot : I'm, uh, uhh...
Floyd Pepper : Zoot. Sax is your axe. Uh-oh, Zoot skipped a groove again.
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Dr. Bunsen Honeydew : Sound is ready. Gimme a level.
Animal : [yelling through microphone] *TES-TIIIING!*
[we see Bunsen's headphones rattle repeatedly]
Animal : Ah-ha-ha-ha.
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Floyd Pepper : [about the Insta-Grow pills] Yeah, man, well, what else do these pills make big?
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew : Oh, they'll work on anything, but the effect is, sadly, temporary.
Beaker : Sadly temporary.
[sighs]
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Gonzo : [to Miss Piggy] If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
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Gonzo : All right, Camilla, I'll get you a balloon, but *you* have to pick the color: red or green?
Balloon Vendor : Can I give you a word of advice?
Gonzo : What?
Balloon Vendor : Why not take both?
[smiles encouragingly]
Gonzo : [gasps] What a wild idea!
Balloon Vendor : Yeah, a beautiful chicken like that deserves two balloons.
Gonzo : You're right.
Balloon Vendor : I have guys come in all the time. Sometimes, they'll get a buncha balloons for their girls, and they go gaga for it.
Gonzo : Gaga? I'll take the whole bunch!
Camilla : Gaga! Gaga!
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Dr. Bunsen Honeydew : [as Kermit enters his and Beaker's lab at the ghost town] Welcome to our laboratory.
[pause as Kermit looks up at their school clock, then starts touring their lab]
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew : Please don't touch anything.
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Gonzo : Oh, isn't this great. Here I am floating in space. Oh, this is the place to be. Whoopee!
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Nigel : [laughs] Waddaya think?
Marvin Suggs : Wonderful! It was a wonderful feature! I loved it!
Rowlf the Dog : Great! Great, great show. Huh, Beaker?
Beaker : Oh yeah! Me me me me.
Rowlf the Dog : Yeah, whatever.
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Dr. Bunsen Honeydew : Sound is ready. Give me a level.
Animal : [loudly] TESTING!
[this sound test surprises Bunsen as Animal laughs]