The Muppet Movie (1979)
Steve Martin: Insolent Waiter
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Quotes
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Miss Piggy : [gushing] Ooh, you mad, impetuous thing, it's champagne!
Insolent Waiter : Not exactly. Sparkling Muscatel, one of the finest wines of Idaho.
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Kermit : [asks the waiter to taste the wine for him and Miss Piggy] Will you taste it for us, please?
Insolent Waiter : [tastes the wine, makes a face and spits it out] Ooh! Ah... Excellent - choice.
Kermit : [to Miss Piggy] Should be, for ninety-five cents.
Miss Piggy : [impressed] Ooooh!
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Kermit : You may serve us now, please.
Insolent Waiter : Oh... may I?
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Kermit : Oh, waiter...
Insolent Waiter : [reluctantly] Yes? May I help you?
Kermit : The uh, the wine, please.
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Insolent Waiter : Phone call for Kermit the Frog. You Kermit the Frog?
Kermit : Yeah.
Insolent Waiter : Phone.
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Insolent Waiter : Miss Piggy? Miss Piggy! Are you Miss Piggy?
Miss Piggy : Yes.
Insolent Waiter : Telephone.