Blazing Saddles (1974)
John Hillerman: Howard Johnson
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Quotes
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Howard Johnson : [reading] As chairman of the welcoming committee, it is my privilege to extend a Laurel - and Hardy handshake to our new...
[looks up and sees Bart]
Howard Johnson : ...nigger.
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Bart : Just give me twenty-four hours to come up with a brilliant idea to save our town. Just twenty-four hours, that's all I ask.
Townspeople : [in unison] No!
Bart : You'd do it for Randolph Scott.
Townspeople : [reverently] Randolph Scott...
Townspeople : [singing in the fashion of a church choir] *Randolph Scott!*
Howard Johnson : All right, Sheriff. Twenty-four hours.
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Bart : Well, can't you see that's the last act of a desperate man?
Howard Johnson : We don't care if it's the first act of "Henry V," we're leaving!
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Rev. Johnson : Order, order. Goddamnit, I said "order".
Howard Johnson : [smugly] Y'know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order."
Olson Johnson : Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.
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Howard Johnson : [46:08] They say that now, in Paris, France, even as we speak, Louis Pasteur has devised a new vaccine that will obliterate Anthrax once and for all. Think of it, gentlemen, hoof and mouth disease a thing of the past
Olson Johnson : Never mind that shit! Here comes Mongo!
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Howard Johnson : Think of it, gentlemen. Hoof and mouth disease a thing of the past.
Olson Johnson : Never mind that shit! Here comes Mongo!