The Harts visit the abandoned Greenpoint mall on Halloween, bringing back fond memories from the 2000s, but their reminiscing is interrupted when a mall rat takes them hostage.
Betty, Jenny and Brenda reminisce while waiting in line on Black Friday; Wayne shares his hero's journey of delivering dairy products after his truck malfunctioned.
Betty and Crystalynn join forces to take down Marjune, who passes off a famous tale as her own life story; Violet and David try to get out of training for the Presidential Physical-Fitness Test.
Violet tries to show the family the error of their ways when they want to continue their tradition of Black Friday shopping on Thanksgiving; Jenny and Wayne remember the first time they met.
When The Last Supper closes for repairs, the Harts take a family trip to Myrtle Beach where Wayne and Betty sit through a timeshare presentation, while Jenny competes in a mini-golf tournament with help from Violet.
Jenny feels insecure about her family's Christmas when Louise invites the Harts and Brenda to her annual Christmas party; Betty tries to figure out how to get the best presents on a budget.
A massive heat wave stretches Jenny and Brenda's friendship to the breaking point; Wayne is unable to part ways with his old truck when he gets a new one.
Jenny's friendship with Brenda is strained when the Ladies of Greenport hire her to help run their gala; Betty becomes self-conscious about her age; Wayne takes Violet on his first day as a window washer.