How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Garbage Island (2011)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
Quotes
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Barney Stinson : [refusing to acknowledge his feelings for Nora] I don't get smitten, I smite!
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Barney Stinson : She was a really great Lazer Tag partner. She's tiny so she's allowed to push kids.
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Barney Stinson : You've been pork free so long you're practically kosher.
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Lily Aldrin : You should work at a carnival.
Barney Stinson : I tried; they're pretty strict with backgrounds.
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Barney Stinson : With great penis comes great responsibility.