Quotes
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Holly : We have enough food to last for 30,000 years, but we've only got one After Eight mint left, and everyone's too polite to take it.
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[on the two fighters tracking Red Dwarf]
Holly : They're from Earth.
Lister : That's 3 million years away.
Holly : They're from the Norweb Federation.
Lister : What's that?
Holly : The North Western Electricity Board. They want you, Dave.
Lister : Me? Why? What for?
Holly : For your crimes against humanity.
Lister : You what?
Holly : It seems when you left Earth, 3 million years ago, you left two half-eaten German sausages on a plate in your kitchen. Do you know what happens to sausages left unattended for 3 million years?
Lister : Yeah, they go mouldy.
Holly : Your sausages, Dave, now cover seven-eights of the Earth's surface. Also, you left £17.50 in your bank account. Thanks to compound interest, you now own 98% of all the world's wealth. And because you've hoarded it for 3 million years, nobody's got any money except for you and Norweb.
Lister : Why Norweb?
Holly : You left a light on in the bathroom. I've got a final demand here for £180 billion.
Lister : £180 billion? You're kidding?
Holly : [wearing a silly face mask] April fool.
