Pff, where to start? The movie is too long and boring af. There's not one dance scene to remember from it (and I think we still all remember the pony dance scene) and all the feminist stuff just stinks. What is this new reality that they keep talking about? We have male strippers dancing for rich ass old wealthy women. How is this any different than the past? And the songs are just not sexy enough, they are all meah. Why take all the steam out of Magic Mike and make him into a cry baby that writes haikus? This really killed it for me. And the sexiest act of submission is asking for permission... and then you show a couple of guys suffocating with their testies some poor women who are supposed to be having the time of their lives. I just wanted it to stop so I could rewatch the first movie.
Review of Magic Mike's Last Dance
Magic Mike's Last Dance
(2023)
They managed to kill Magic Mike as well
3 March 2023
Warning: Spoilers