Review of Bling

Bling (2016)
5/10
Generic bits taken here and there from various kids films
30 December 2017
Warning: Spoilers
As the title says it feels like a film which has tried to take the most popular elements of kids films (e.g. minions from Despicable Me) and mish-mashed them all together hoping it would be a great film.

Some of the elements in the film were particularly bizarre, for instance, the villain falling in love with the aunt, he appears to be child aged (10) falling in love with the aunt (maybe 30?). Then 20 years later he's still going for her. By this point the guy is in his 30s chasing a 50 year old lady.

Rip-off characters, fart jokes (not even really jokes), strange messages including "max out your credit cards to get rings".

It's not the worst film I've seen, and I think kids will enjoy it, but you'll find yourself asking "why the hell didn't she propose to him instead of being upset at waiting 20 fricken years for him to do it?"
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