I'm not playing around here. This is absolutely AWFUL!!! This is about some aliens who are lost in some giant mini golf course. They wriggle, eat alien toast, and hug each other for all eternity to please their baby sun god. At least once every episode some pinwheel behind their hobbit hole projects clips of tots doing some boring thing onto the alien's TV screen stomachs. Also they have a blue alien robot elephant vacuum cleaner thing as their "pet-I-think." And holy heck is that thing terrifying!! And that's all you have to know about the show. Seriously. It's just unreasonable weird terrifying drug-induced crap. Who made this and what were they smoking?!!
Review of Teletubbies
