Review of Legionnaire

Legionnaire (1998)
1/10
putrid may be too good a word for this junk
19 October 2005
If there is such a thing as Euro-trash this is it. The acting is horrible, led by Van Dork himself. The story line is pure drivel.And the director must have been drunk or drugged. All in all a total waste of time and surely an embarrassment to anyone involved. Sort of a throw-back to B-movies of the 40's but not nearly as entertaining or interesting. If a black list could be started for "movie people" who insult their audience's intelligence with every outing, Mr. Van Dork truly deserves to be numero uno. Should be rated below 1 but 1 seems to be your lowest score.It might make sense that this "film" was never released theatrically. What is hard to understand is how it was released in any form and who in their right mind would spend money to rent it. If there is an audience out there for this level of mindless junk, it does not bode well for the future of our species.
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