I picked this movie over Fantastic 4 tonight. That was possibly the biggest mistake of my life.
The movie starts with a Gigolo murder, but obviously the whole plot is eclipsed by horrible and gross jokes.
Deuce ends up in Amsterdam where DJ (or is it TJ) is doing a hydraulic thing with his boat, what the hell? So then they get to the thing about Pot being legalized. Duece get's high and ends up on nibbling DJ, who is trying to prove he's not a homosexual, but fails each time.
So when DJ is seen looking at the "package" of a killed gigolo, he is accused of being the killer, and extremely gay, this happens a lot at an annoying level.
Deuce then has to prove him innocent, and thus ends up seeing all the girls that the killed gigolo's dated.
Up first is as I quote "Deuce BigGEST LADY I'VE EVER SEEN". She makes him dress as a baby since she can't have kids, psychotic AND stupid.
Then Duece meets the daughter of the "Cheif Inspector" who reacts to objects cause of a disorder.
Next is a girl who must smoke a lot cause she's got a hole in her throat. Here you see some of the sickest jokes ever. At a restaurant, she blows out the smoke through the hole, and when she drinks the wine, it comes out of the hole, and Duece has to plug it, and then she hiccups, and well it took me all my effort to NOT vomit.
Then is a girl who's mother worked at Chernobyl, and she was born with a penis as a nose. Another sick joke is that it get's erect, and ejaculates when she sneezes.
Eventually DJ get's arrested and we discover that the "Inspector" is the killer. He wants to kill the Gigalo's cause they are destroying Hollnad (as this happens 3 Canadians urinate), they also made him accidentally destroy his penis.
So then Duece has to stop him, which he does. At the end, the girl with the dick-nose trips and her noes falls into the smoker-girls' throat hole. Not only is that disgusting, but it's taken right from Sienfeld. (oneo f the programs there is "Naked Seinfeld") So in the end, this is horrible. Save your money.
Don't even get the DVD
The movie starts with a Gigolo murder, but obviously the whole plot is eclipsed by horrible and gross jokes.
Deuce ends up in Amsterdam where DJ (or is it TJ) is doing a hydraulic thing with his boat, what the hell? So then they get to the thing about Pot being legalized. Duece get's high and ends up on nibbling DJ, who is trying to prove he's not a homosexual, but fails each time.
So when DJ is seen looking at the "package" of a killed gigolo, he is accused of being the killer, and extremely gay, this happens a lot at an annoying level.
Deuce then has to prove him innocent, and thus ends up seeing all the girls that the killed gigolo's dated.
Up first is as I quote "Deuce BigGEST LADY I'VE EVER SEEN". She makes him dress as a baby since she can't have kids, psychotic AND stupid.
Then Duece meets the daughter of the "Cheif Inspector" who reacts to objects cause of a disorder.
Next is a girl who must smoke a lot cause she's got a hole in her throat. Here you see some of the sickest jokes ever. At a restaurant, she blows out the smoke through the hole, and when she drinks the wine, it comes out of the hole, and Duece has to plug it, and then she hiccups, and well it took me all my effort to NOT vomit.
Then is a girl who's mother worked at Chernobyl, and she was born with a penis as a nose. Another sick joke is that it get's erect, and ejaculates when she sneezes.
Eventually DJ get's arrested and we discover that the "Inspector" is the killer. He wants to kill the Gigalo's cause they are destroying Hollnad (as this happens 3 Canadians urinate), they also made him accidentally destroy his penis.
So then Duece has to stop him, which he does. At the end, the girl with the dick-nose trips and her noes falls into the smoker-girls' throat hole. Not only is that disgusting, but it's taken right from Sienfeld. (oneo f the programs there is "Naked Seinfeld") So in the end, this is horrible. Save your money.
Don't even get the DVD