5/10
Slap Club
19 February 2024
Warning: Spoilers
This is another epic Asylum production (sarcasm alert). On the island of Sweetwater, Florida there lives a giant gator who is addicted to meth. DEA Agent Dante Williams (LaRonn Marzett) is back in town to help hunt the gator. He has had a falling out with Anna (Vanesa Tamayo) whose cartel father was taken out by the DEA. She is what passes for eye candy in this film plus some token bikini blondes. Bullets don't penetrate the gator. The gator becomes stronger with more meth consumed. The cops go undercover to look for the main meth lab. In order to do this they must join a redneck slap club. The first rule about face slapping club is..nevermind.

The film was unintentionally (?) funny. Hard to tell with Asylum. I laughed out loud with the gater climbing a cell tower. After breaking into a room and devouring a guy and meth, it scampers out when someone knocks on the door, like Superman ducking guns thrown at him.

Guide: No swearing, sex, or nudity.
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