1/10
Almost unwatchable...
2 May 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Oh dear, this is woeful. Accents are terrible; plot would fit on the back of a matchbox and has more holes than a fishing net; performances are wooden; introduces technology that simply wasn't available at the time; the main character is obnoxious, arrogant and unlikeable; turns out two characters who turned up as a 'couple' were actually related; CGI is cheap and jarring.

Unless you have nothing better to do, such as perhaps flaying yourself alive or gouging your eyeballs out with a spoon, don't waste your time.

I cannot fathom how this movie/script made it past the initial stages of production, or how it secured funding. My 5 year-old could write a more convincing, less obvious plot. I worked out who the 'killer' was within 10 minutes and whilst waiting for the three-act structure to reveal itself, I realised there was only one act. Just a beginning. No middle or end.

I hear the main 'star' is now working in soap operas, and to be honest, they have better production values than this. Good luck to her, but do not waste your time on this tripe.
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