Pinocchio (I) (2022)
1/10
You failed Walt Disney! You failed Pinocchio!
8 September 2022
Warning: Spoilers
This has got to be one of the worst, if not the absolute wort Disney live-action adaptation!

It was cheaply made, the VFX were abhorrent, but above all things, they switched the ending!

This is a MASSIVE SPOILER, but they did not have the money to hire a child actor to look like Pinocchio or they rushed production, but Pinocchio does not, I repeat... does not turn into a real boy!

This is a crime, this is a fable, and fables cannot be altered un such way that they are destroyed, Disney had one job, and it was to grant Pinocchio's wish to become a real boy. Instead of a half-assed explanation of "he was always real."

No wonder Disney was afraid to release this trifle of a film.
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